Bye bye bye, Martin!

So basically, the "it" thing to wear is a picnic tablecloth blouse under a pin-stripe blazer? I'm pretty sure I missed that editorial in "Metrosexual Monthly." My bad. OH, wait...was the boardroom on Halloween and you were going as Morris Day and the Time?? OK...I get it. Ha!


The Apprentice 6 in LA started last night, and even though I pegged him to leave...my favorite "pompous ass" is already gone. My joie de Martin began when he asked Trump if he could use the can during his introduction, of course he also offered a hug which the Donald immediately resisted to Martin's dismay. I immediately hate Frank...something tells me he's a Yankees fan. Plus, I can't stand the way he pronounced Ivanka's name. "Eye-vahnka." He's loud and rude, and I'm hoping he hits the pavement soon. I could not believe his reaction to Martin being fired...if I were Trump I would have told him to get lost too. I'm telling you...he reeks of Yankee-fandom. I have a hunch.

Since when is it ok to wear brown shoes with a black suit? Did he just swipe this from Martin as he was leaving?



There are a lot of changes this season...most glaringly the absense of Bill, George, and Carolyn in the boardroom. Trump is sitting with Ivanka to the left, and in a Survivor-like "change the rules when I feel like it" twist...the winning project manager will join him in the boardroom on his right. Vewy twicky, Donawd. The chick who won last night went in with a strategy to eliminate the stronger contestant, thus taking the advantage with a weaker candidate returning to the tents in the Valley. However, Donald gave her a big, Dana Carvey impersonating the elder George Bush "Not gonna happen." You may have just read over the last few sentences...tent? What? Yes, fellow Apprentice pals...the losing team are full fledged backyardigans this season. No fun pool, no ac, no beds, no electricity, no fancy kitchen...just them, sinks that don't drain, and a possibility of rats. Incentive to win...just a little. Also, the trademark Yahoo! HotJobs Cab is gone...probably looking for a hot job.

My first laugh out loud moment of the show was in the opening when Donald spoke to Melania on the phone, Barron gleefully giggling in the background. Please. Please! It was so fake it was hilarious. Someone in the sound department needs to get fired!

I'm enjoying this season already...and it's not too late to join "The App-REESE-tice." I'll win anyway...so just join for the fun! Haaa!