The Rumor Mill: PPP blogs

It has been disclosed that in the next few weeks the peeps at will be making a very large announcement. Sources are speculating that the anticipated news is breath taking, and could change the world as we know it. But what in the name of blogdom could it be? I've heard several rumors, all of which are unconfirmed at this time. However, confirmation will not deter me from spreading said's what makes an announcement like this fun!

Rumor 1:
PPP is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Dannielynn. I'm not sure this is biologically possible...but with all sorts of baby daddy's throwing their hat in the ring...who am I to say? This is the new millenium...the age of the world wide web...would it really surprise you?

Rumor 2:
PPP will be featured in this year's season of The Apprentice: LA. Contestants will battle PPP style to find the best PPP sponsored post that will allow The Donald to find the perfect e-card to send to Melania, help Bill Rancic find the best dating website after he dumps his fiance, and finally to produce the best online video to promote PPP and all it's goodness. Will they have enough "tacks" to accomplish these goals? We'll just have to wait and see...

Rumor 3: Because of all the recent interest in video posts on
blogs, such as those manufactured for PPP...The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences will announce a new category for the 80th Annual Oscar Night festivities called "Achievement in Video Blogging." Only videos from PPP will be eligible as they are a higher standard than the "other" sites.

Rumor 4:
PPP is going to be reworking the advertising for the Dharma Project grocery and convenience items on Lost. The Black and White logo is too generic...PPP posties will be charged to give it some PPPizzaz!!

Rumor 5:
PPP just saved the cheerleader...AND the world!

Rumor 6:
PPP will shave it's head a la Britney Spears. They will not however leave it's locks at the salon for the owners to sell on the internet...they will allow posties to advertise the sale of it on their blogs.

So those are the rumors circulating...only time will tell what the actual announcement will be. Until then I will be awaiting the announcement that will surely impact us all. Be brave
PPP patient...and keep blogging!

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At 11:27 AM, Blogger Drew said...

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