Chicken Little could not "duck and cover!!"

Senior Citizens around the country were grabbing for their oxygen masks when it was announced that teeny tiny little Kevin was not returning to compete on American Idol. I really don't know why people continued to vote for him anyway...there are more talented people on the show that will win. I have to say as much as his lisp annoyed the ever living crap out of me...I was shocked that it was him over Bucky and his man wig. He'll be gone soon enough though, I can sleep peacefully knowing that. I'm not a fan of Lisa, but obviously the judges hate her too. Seriously, they tell her to do things and when she follows through the next week they blast her again. "Act younger, sing younger songs." She complies and is told she sounds like she was performing in a high school musical. Whatever. So thanks America for ditching the wee little man...next on my AI hit list is Paris. Put us all out of our misery!!!!!