Gilmore Gripes...

People of the world (or at the very least those who read my little blog)...do you realize that it has been since November 22 of LAST year (I know "last year" ended a mere 3 days ago...but I'm going for the dramaculous effect here!) since there has been a new episode of my much beloved Gilmore Girls?!?!?! DO YOU?!?! That's 45 days...and another 7 more to boot! You know I must be desperately upset when I have to do math!!

So much has happened since then: my Thanksgiving debauchle...my back illness...my acquisition of the first season of Gilmore Girls on DVD for Christmas (thanks again, Fwiz!)...the 2nd Annual Dick's Christmas Bash...2 major snowstorms...a trip to Newport...my plummet back into the seedy underground of Little House on the Prairie...

Seriously mon petites...that's a LOT of living going on and what is expected of me now? I have to wait another 7 days to see what the F goes on with Luke and his dorky kid and Lorelai's reaction and how the mother and daughter reunion is going and if Rory and Logan are REALLY broken up and if Rory and Emily are still on the outs and what tie Richard wears and if Sookie is pregnant again (not because they hinted at it but because it is the time of year she usually gets knocked up which I'll never understand if Jackson continues to wear the ridiculous pajamas with pictures of himself in a wrestling unitard on it!) and if Paris is still broke and if Lane will break up with Zach because he's killing me and if Sebastian Bach will get more air time...

Of course this will all be summed up in the first few minutes of the show. Why can't we see how their Christmas went? It's like when Sondra got married on the Cosby Show over the summer...I still want to know how they planned a wedding within a month and had it all settled and done before the summer was over. Sorry, Bill...when there is a wedding...there's a LOT more to it. You should know that with the size of your family...ugh! What do you take us for?!?!

I guess for now I will continue to pine for the gossip and goings on of the people of Stars Hollow. Until then I will have to bide my time and continue to check in on the people of Walnut Grove...by the way...last night was the episode where Mary and Adam get in the big carriage wreck with the pregnant lady and then a fire starts because of the glasses (even though their both blind!). The show is so predictable...but I love it! At any rate, there was this whole side story going on where Harriet screws over Albert and Laura on the honey deal they made with Nels...but Albert further swindles Harriet by concocting a scheme to sell their hive to them in order to get the money for Mary and Adam to go on the trip that nearly kills them both, but I digress...so the last we see of Nelly and Harriet is their buckboard driving crazy because the bees are all riled...there was no real "end" to that story...and it upsets me. Granted Laura and Albert are all giggly because they know that the bees will attack...sadistic weirdos...but did they get busted...did Pa beat them with a switch...did Nelly go into shock from the beestings...or did blind Mary steal the show again?? I'm pretty sure they should go dig up Michael Landon and ask him to "re-do" the end of the episode...for continuity sake.

PS-I'm truly sorry to Nancy if she read this and took offense about the "bee sting" part. I don't want to make bad memories resurface, she had a horrific experience with bees at my house when we were younger...so I wouldn't be surprised if she was more than a little upset with this episode's subject matter!!

Just bring back GG and I'll stop...yeah, I won't...but I'll try...well, I won't do that either...just give it up already! The episode is done...what's the hold up showing it WB?? You're killing me...