Breaking News on the Gilmore Front!!

K-obviously I'm a little stir crazy with no Gilmore Girls now for 3 weeks. Sigh. The cliffhanger of Luke having a daughter...why is it a cliffhanger? Does he really think Lorelai is going to be upset considering she has a daughter who's (finally going back!) at Yale! Whatever...be a little nicer to the viewers...give us a real story...make Paris pregnant with Michelle's kid...THAT'S a cliffhanger!!

So in an attempt to find something...anything...to quench my thirst for a Gilmore fix I found this on www.tvguide.com under a column entitled "Ask Ausiello" (and surprisingly enough it's a guy!!): [my notes are in red...because I can't be expected to leave anything alone]

Question:
Rumor has it that since the Palladinos [the Palladinos for you unversed in the art of Gilmore are the creators/writers] have the green light on a new show for next year, this might be the last season for Gilmore Girls. [not a nice rumor...i can't take both Alias and Gilmore Girls going down in the same year...I may not sleep tonight!] Is there any truth to this? [there better not be!!] Are we really not going to get a Season 7? — Jackie [can you believe it...not Mo!!]

Ausiello:
Relax. [don't tell me what to do...there's a potential Gilmore crisis on our minds!!]There's little doubt Gilmore will be back in the fall. [PHEW! I WILL sleep tonight!!] Not only is it, like, [really, you want to use "like" in nationally syndicated column..well, okay...if they are still paying you...but my English professor might be fixing to kick your ass] 13 viewers away from eclipsing Smallville as WB's most-watched show [take THAT Reba!!] ,but Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel are already contracted for a seventh year [will Alexis be investing in some acting classes?] . And guess who's also on board for next season? Scott frakkin' Patterson. [because he's HOT!...but what of Sookie and Lane and Michelle and Kirk and Miss Patty and Sally Struthers and Paris??] That's right; reliable sources tell me his deal just closed. Now, the only question is whether Team Palladino — whose pact expires in May — will be at the helm of what is widely expected to be the show's farewell season. [I'm pretty sure they should hire me to write the show...I'm prepared to give the "Curt Schilling World Series Contract" guarantee...without a doubt my writing would bring more viewers...look at how many people peruse my blog...you're really only hurting yourselves by not giving me the pen!] My gut tells me Amy and Dan will be back, albeit in a somewhat reduced capacity since they'll be juggling both GG and their new, as-yet-untitled, Big Apple-based romantic comedy. [Ugh, there are enough "Big Apple based comedies..." I call them "The New York Yankees!!]