You know you've made it when...

That's right everyone...YOU have the opportunity to see THE Ashlee Simpson (better known as "Jessica's sister" at the very posh, very exclusive, Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom. Just think...you can see the alleged nosejob in person. Further, you MAY catch a glimpse of her creepy dad, Joe...it could happen.

The bad news is, she's performing the day I leave for Florida...awww! The GREAT news is...she's performing the day I leave for Florida!! Get your tickets NOW because I'm sure they will sell out quicker than she could get off the stage on SNL...probably quicker than Nick Lachey cut an album after the "divorce of the century."