Britney's a mom...
To keep my promise of reporting on inane things that only matter to me...I just read that Britney Spears Federline had her baby today. Allegedly it's a boy (note the blue font) which has to piss her off because you know she wanted a girl to carry on her teen pop idol legacy...plus she already stocked the house with diapers that say "Juicy" on the bottom. She's named it Preston after the guy on Extreme Home Makeover that cries all the time...I think she's confused hoping they'll fix her boobs after the baby is born...wrong show, Britney:(